nanophilia n. an attraction to short people.

“Lucius, or Shortarse as his friends call him, lights candles and thanks the frakkin’ Gods that there are some nanophiliac women on his planet.”

(Source: musingsofalibertine)

nanophilia n. an attraction to short people.

“Lucius, or Shortarse as his friends call him, lights candles and thanks the frakkin’ Gods that there are some nanophiliac women on his planet.”

tibialoconcupiscent a. having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings.

“Since I met you, Lucia, I have realised that I am a tibialoconcupiscent nanophiliac and I enjoy it immensely.”